The Littlest Podcast

S01E13 - "Big Al and Sam Strawberry," or, Vincent Van GAWGK

In this episode, we follow yet another sociopathic protagonist as he attempts to get out from under a $30 000 mob debt. During the journey, Katie explains the proper way to say "Vincent Van Gogh," we meet an art critic whose pants don't fit right, the Littlest Hobo becomes the Littlest Wingman, and the lead characters become a couple of Stage Five Clingers.

S01E12 - "Second Chance," or ROGUE ONE SUCKS

In this episode of "The Littlest Hobo," an ex-con tries to make a living but smack just keeps getting in the way. While talking about the episode, Katie and Stefan get in a huge fight over Star Wars, take a few moments to watch a "Dog Parkour" video, and marvel at all the romance of Scarborough, Ontario. Also, everyone watches as a man drowns.

S01E11 - "Stand In," or, DOG THROUGH A WINDOW

Two amazing things happen in this episode. One - the Hobo gets off a train, and Two - THE HOBO GETS THROWN THROUGH A PLATE GLASS WINDOW! Also featured are the 107th "Charlie" of the season, Katie's hatred for empty boxes, and the Skipper from Gilligan's Island. At one point we also say we know who "Walt" actually is, but what we really meant was we knew who "Chuck" really is. We still have no idea who Walt is or what he really wants.  

S01E10 - "Boy on Wheels," or, Mac and Me

Mike Myers's pasty white legs star in this episode of "The Littlest Hobo!" When local handicapped boy CHWIS want to join a Frisbee throwing contest, his father freaks right out and has a whole bunch of flashbacks. Tune in to be treated to Stefan's bad "Nona" accent, a lecture on the futility of building up "trapezoid muscles," and some confusion over how people become doctors. Also, more The Rock/Hobo tie-ins, the first appearance of the anti-Hobo, and a really dark pitch for an episode called "Dog on Wheels."  

#nunhandicaps  

S01E09 - "Little Girl Lost," or, The Road Warrior

In this episode of The Littlest Podcast, Katie explains the finer workings of the "Fast and Furious" film timeline while Stefan tries to remember who exactly is the Ayatollah of Rock 'n' Rolla. Meanwhile, a little rat dog does a thing, Mick Jagger takes a break from drugs to do some acting, and nobody knows how police really talk on a CB. Also featuring some hot Sam-on-Sam action and Stefan blowing his own mind.

S01E08 - "Heritage," or, Jasper Begin Attorney

In this episode of The Littlest Hobo, a local "old timey" prospector gets harassed a whole bunch and it makes Lauren/Laura/Lauree angry. Meanwhile, Stefan commits to naming his first house cat "Bar-Jingles," Katie and Stefan break out their bad prospector accents, copyright the new blockbuster movie Redneck Shark™ and try to decide which dramatic movie moments would be improved with "Jaunty Banjo Music."

S01E07 - "Target for Terror," or, Knock, Knock, GUN!

An episode finally takes place in Canada! Welcome to the GTA in 1979, where the Sunshine Girl is still going strong, a young Alex Ovechkin is starting his acting career, and our hero Paul is a psychopath. Also featured in this episode are a murderous Bee Gees singer and Grandpa John Carradine, best known for "Vampire Hookers" and "Satan's Cheerleaders."

S01E06 - "Silent Witness," or, The People vs. Batman

In this super long episode, Katie and Stefan talk about the best episode of The Littlest Hobo yet. In Episode 6, the Hobo visits Utah, where he witnesses a hit and run. The problem is no one, not even the actors, know the name of the woman who was hit. Is her name Peggy? Eggy? Evie? Luckily, we find our tenth Sam of the series who has a real vendetta against trash cans.

S01E05 - "Double Trouble," or, Ben Smith Makes Me Uncomfortable

In this episode of "The Littlest Hobo," the Hobo goes to a county fair with his new "friend" Ben Smith, who is incredibly creepy. Meanwhile, Miss Allen is responsible for 700 girls in short shorts and Charlie the cop finally realizes his dream of opening a Ballet School. But with no train in sight, will Stefan finally stop using his train sign-off? Will Katie ever recover from Ben Smith's creepiness? And just how strong are two garden shovels?!

S01E04 - "The Defector," or, Charlie's Ballet Dream

In this episode of The Littlest Hobo, the Russians/Eastern European bad guys kidnap a ballerina who may or may not be a time travelling hockey player. Meanwhile, a local cop named Charlie (why is everyone named Charlie?) dreams of being a ballet dancer himself. The Hobo almost falls down some stairs, the lead protagonist is secretly One Punch Man, and Katie and Stefan invent the word "burgalee."